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cut the brownies 

A sexual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other's face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell "Cut the brownies!" And pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.
"How did the night with Jessica go?"

"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."
cut the brownies by Bennyboy141 December 31, 2013

Bounce the brownies 

1) to need to take a dump, but have no place to go.

2) to take a dump right then right there

3) to take a dump in a spot not suited for dump taking
For 1- Man, during that parent teacher conference i had to bounce the brownies!

For 2- Hold up, i gotta bounce a brownie

For 3- I had no where to take a dump, so i had to bounce the brownies in that cornfield!
Bounce the brownies by Juelpipan January 5, 2010

The Browning 

One of the worst band ever to come out in a long time. The best way they can be described is if Daft Punk got raped by Bring me the Horizon, The Browning would be the Bastard Love child. They are a very shitty mix of Techno and Grindcore/Deathcore.
The name The Browning doesn't lie. It does leave a brown stain.

browning the meat 

Putting your dick in someone's ass.
I was going to put it in her nanner, but I accidentally ended up browning the meat.

Browning the beef 

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.
Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef
Browning the beef by Molly Nielsen November 4, 2014

Browneye The Snowman

(1) Browneye The Snowman is an advanced Powdered Bronut where the recipient puts cocaine in and around a dude's asshole, and instead of sniffing the cocaine, he rests his nose against the browneye and waits for a fart, aka "the magic", to propel the cocaine up the recipients nose.

(2) A gay, gorp, drug-addicts wet dream

See also: Powdered Bronut & Glazed Bronut
I was so high after Browneye The Snowman came to life, that I am pretty sure I consumed a live human baby.