Brock

1.that guy from the Pokemon anime, who is blind. Or someone glued his eyes shut. Or he doesn't have any. Either way, his face is shaped like a fucking octagon.

2. Or when you pretend to walk around with your eyes shut, when really they're slightly open. Which may or may not be the case of Brock...

1. Brock:"Why the fuck don't I have eyes?"

2. "Wait a minute Ted, your eyes weren't closed, you was pulling a Brock!"

by Dr.Octillary May 1, 2011

Brock

Super hot with a big booty and tan body. Loves people, is super genuine, and cares for others like no other! He is a talker and will always make you laugh! Usually wont text you back so just try calling him a few times. He takes the best photos. Brock will end up with someone that is short, dark hair, blue eyes, super funny!

Brocks is incredible!
Everyone wants a Brock.
Brock is bad and bouj

by ilovetexas August 10, 2018

Brock

Rhymes with the Rock. Built like a rock. SMELLS LIKE A ROCK

Dude that guy is crazy huge! Must be Brock the Rock

by Hunting Gravity December 18, 2019

brock

The hottest male alive. Any girl would be more than happy to fuck with the guy.

I was so happy. I got to fuck with brock last night.

by HALOUSER215 October 16, 2008

Brock

That guy that you used to know, or do know, or don't know. In any of these three cases he is a cat who plans to dominate the world with his magical powers.

Chloe: Whoa! Is that a Brock?!?!
Brock: Meowmeowmeow.
Ella: o.o Yes Chloe, yes it is.....

by PeachHeart <3 October 20, 2011

Brock

Amazing, sexy, seductive, sweet, loyal, hard worker, nice cock, has a great butt too, makes you crazy horny and fall in love with him at the same time.

I need to get a Brock both in me and my life!

by Cuddlybitchypanda June 11, 2017

Brock

Brock (n): 1 An honest, loyal gentleman who is both handsome and handy to have around. A true cat lover, Brock is happiest when napping with one of his favourite felines. 2 The Brock system (colloquial) A system of recording all things in all dimensions of time and space via the making of extensive lists.

A: Gee, I wish I could remember everything we did on that holiday back in 1970.

B: You should try the Brock system! It records everything you’ve ever wanted to know and/or remember and files it away forEVER.

by lovefromthewestcoast August 18, 2021