the jonas brothers

the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.

a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.

mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.

Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.

Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111

Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11

by hfdskt5798347 July 8, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.

Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."

Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!

by MGN February 22, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.

- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"

by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

the Jonas Brothers

a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''

even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.

Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers

ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?

people have bad taste in music

ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS

by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.

Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'

by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Modern day Osmond brothers.

Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JonasHater March 4, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

hottest boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the best songs ever. are sweet, funny, and kind boys. bangable.

also related to Frankie Jonas

"Don't you just love the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"

by MegMarSant333 January 3, 2008