Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

by aaa December 24, 2004

Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008