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terracotta tart

a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;

to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;

generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.
by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014
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White terracotta

Noun
A person with fake tan who got semen all over themselves.
Person 1: I turned your mother into white terracotta last night.
Person 2: What the fuck.
by WizardFrogge February 7, 2022
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Pink Terracotta Heed

An oddly square head shaped man with a pink face and blonde, yellow carpet looking hair. Smells of hazlet and onions.
Yuck! That smell must be pink terracotta heed.
by SecretAnonymous They/ Them October 31, 2023
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banana terracotta pie

A mystical pie thought to give anyone who eats it the vocal power of Serj Tankian, the god of soaD operas.
Jonas: hey bro have you seen that mystical kitchen video?
Asher: oh yeahh, serj was so dumbfounded by that banana terracotta pie. i want to get my hands on it and eat it
Fiona: you know what else i wanna get my hands on and eat?
Jonas & Asher: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
by system of a table December 30, 2025
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It is a reference to a System of a Down song: “vicinity of obscenity”, and has no sexual meaning, terracotta pie is a pie baked in a traditional pan made of terracotta
by Bingbopboopbangbimboombam December 26, 2025
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