Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011

Chicken Teriyaki

Chicken Teriyaki was the correct full name of the last surviving Japanese kamikaze pilot. He was rumored to always have had a large brown stain on the seat of his Zero Fighter and on the seat of his flight suit. It has been reported that Chicken Teriyaki often adorned his flight suit with a decorative yellow stripe all the way up the back of his flight suit as well.

Dude, I saw Chicken Teriyaki's plane at the big air show and there wasn't a mark or blemish on it anywhere besides the huge stain on the cockpit seat.

by Guest149602 July 5, 2010

Teriyaki Jockey

a man who likes to sleep with asian women. someone with yellow fever.

John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?

Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.

by Josh Wexler May 26, 2016

chicken teriyaki sub

sex on a sandwich, no argument...

person 1: how good is the chicken teriyaki sub?
person 2: like sex on a sandwich

by rberanger November 15, 2011

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023

Teriyaki Taint Lick

Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.

Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.

by lil_richo October 6, 2009