rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

Bellybutton Hunting

The act of looking for women wearing clothing that exposes the midriff with a group of cronies. When one is found, run her through with javelins right through the belly button. Then cum on the wound. Note: This activity is highly frowned upon by most Western and Eastern cultures.

Isaiah: Sam, grab the guys and let's go bellybutton hunting.

Sam: Okay! Look, there's a girl whose midriff is exposed!

Isaiah, Sam and the guys stab the girl with javelins and then cum on the wound. Old people gather 'round and frown.

by iSand January 26, 2012

Bellybutton fuck

Some word christina made up that she called the most manliest and greatest man this world has ever seen.

Mike, you're a bellybutton fuck

by IvoryMike80 September 12, 2019

bellybutton

To rub bellybuttons with; to have intimate relations; foreplay; 3rd Base

Oh baibbeee, shall we have some close encounters of the
bellybutton kind ?

by Aries Mint January 15, 2008

bellybutton

A man with a penis that reaches his belly button. A godsend.

'Wow, he's hot. And you know, he is a bellybutton...'

'OH, reall? I think I'll fuck him now. Excuse me...'

by Lexy October 21, 2003

chinese bellybutton

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.

That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.

by Bailey&Chris December 16, 2005

Bellybutton Trampoline

When a chubby person wears a shirt that is too tight for them, and the material stretches tightly over the large recess in their stomach which leads to their bellybutton. The tightly pulled material yields a 'trampoline' effect over that area.

Tight fabric over the belly button crevice of muffin tops. bounce on that shit, yo.

That fat chick has some serious bellybutton trampoline going on with that shirt.

by h4xp0ck3tz January 15, 2014