tallekinesis

when two tall people share a special bond that no one understands.

when tall people do similar things without meaning to

similar to telekinesis but only exists between tall people

did you understand their joke?

nah, must be their tallekinesis.

by ymmmmahhhhhh January 13, 2011

Telekillnesis

The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

Telekinutis

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind

"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis

by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

Telekinesize

To Commit to telekinesis

I'm planning to telekinesize this keyboard to make you in the face.

by Mercrii June 15, 2010

Telepenesis

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011

pelekinesis

The movement of a pelecan in response to a stimulus, as light

Wow, you must have the power of pelekinesis, no one else could get him to move.

by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 26, 2008

telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008