Rip technoblade

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P1: when techno died I literally cried

Rip technoblade

by V1ncefan01 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.

"Oh god, it's Technoblade, my parents are dead I must hide."

"I smell orphan."

by Chairooga December 28, 2020

Technoblade

The greatest minecraft player to have ever lived.

Technoblade never dies.

by li8 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

Technoblade

A fucking legend...

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.

by AK_VON June 30, 2022

Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.

Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*

by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019

technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.

Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf

by Duckyy February 20, 2022