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Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
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Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010
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take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
by uofi2408 March 13, 2011
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No Talents

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
The 7 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.
by Slade Technics December 12, 2008
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Take my talents to Auburn

When someone joins the Auburn Tiger Football Team for an estimated sum of around $180,000+. As made famous by Cameron Newton spurning the $180,000 offer to play at Mississippi St and instead "Taking His Talents to Auburn" where they have a long illustrious history of paying their players.
This year, based on 'the money being too much', I'm going to take my talents to Auburn and be paid-to-play by the Awbarn Fambly.
by $Cam Newton December 12, 2010
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Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)
Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
by auburned June 16, 2011
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taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
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