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Taiwanese Tumbler

The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.

"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
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Taiwanese

People, objects, etc. that originate from the island of Taiwan.

If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.

Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
The Taiwanese are fucking awesome. Mainland Chinese can go suck some dicks.
by LOLWUT!?!?!??? April 28, 2011
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Taiwanese

Completely different from being Chinese, Taiwanese people dosent have the irratating accent those Chinese losers would have. Taiwanese are more freindlier as well, good people they are
Person A: Hey! its that cool Chinese dude again!

Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!

Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
by twaussie July 6, 2006
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taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.
She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.
by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014
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Taiwanese tooth pull

When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.
I'm tired of having kids i mit just get a Taiwanese tooth pull.
by DJBassie May 11, 2011
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Taiwanese Typhoon

When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."

"That's what's up! How did it go?"

"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."

"Oh shit, man!"

"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009
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