coat tailing

The act of when driving, following the idea as such: Going faster than the slowest person but slowest than the fastest.

This way you can still drive over the speed limit but you use a "sucker" to be your buffer. They get a speeding ticket instead of you, thus you hide under their coat tail.

You stay in the pack of cars until someone willing to drive faster passes, you then accelerate to just under the speed they are going, riding on their coat tail. This way if there is a cop up ahead the guy you're coat tailing will be caught and you can slow down in case there is another nearby and not get in trouble. Then you wait for the next person to come along to coat tail. Works best on country roads, major highways and certain freeways as police will be in a single spot, watching both directions.

Doesn't work well on city streets when cops are common to come up behind you without you noticing. As well you don't want to be too close to the patsy as they may wise up and purposely slow down.

by TSeuta June 1, 2007

bumper tailing

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

Rooster tailing

When someone farts and walks around rooster tailing the smell behind them.

Man johnny farted and he's rooster tailing it through the whole office.

by jc26 June 11, 2019

Bunny Tailing

Sticking the pinky finger up someone's arse whilst making a fist with the remaing fingers.

bunny tailing entails the above

by mcsmee September 29, 2009

Tabling

When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.

man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.

by Peteyporn December 2, 2009

pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.

“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”

by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020