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thtf

Instant messaging acronym for Too High To Function. Meaning that the speaker is too high to understand/make sense of what you are saying.
Jack: dude ijust smokeed a wohle blunt by meself an im thtf
by awesem0 April 11, 2009
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THTF

Acronym: "Too High To Function" (as in, the speaker has ingested an amount of marijuana to the point that he/she can no longer comprehend or perform basic motor skills.)
Person 1: Sup?
Person 2: In my speech class THTF
Person 1: Shit.
by (lexi[con)artist] August 21, 2011
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THT THTC THTH thtm THTT THTAR thtgy THTL THTP THTR

THTP

Too High To Party...When somebody gets so ridiculously high that they cannot function around others.
After we finished taking hits off the bong, she was THTP.
by charlesincharge! September 26, 2010
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THTC

Too High to Communicate. When you're trying to text a friend but you're too high to form a full sentence or explanation.
-"What's up?"
-"THTC"
-"Okay. ill ttyl"
by Tarindactyl September 28, 2014
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yor thtpd

A stupid-sounding way to say, "You're stupid."
Man 1: Hey, you! Yor thtpd!

Man 2: What the fuck does that mean?! What are you, stupid?!
by President Jack Bauer October 29, 2014
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Thtat

Thtat: When you spell multiple words incorrectly, you have done a thtat.
Person A: I spelled so many words wrong in my essay!

Person B: Damn bro, you did a thtat fr
by thtat_creators February 28, 2020
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THTM

Take home to mom
1. A woman having the attributes which one would associate with the ability to take the woman home to meet his mother.
2. A nice girl whom you would take pride in showing/introducing to your parents.
3. A girl/woman in which you are not currently dating but would enjoy doing so if you had the chance. Often times girls whom you would THTM are not single, or allowed to have a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
4. The epitome of perfection in which a "Nice Guy" would take such appreciation in attaining and finding, that he would bend to her every whim as long as she proves beyond reasonable doubt that she is in love with him. Often times, THTM girls do not even know they are THTMM (take home to mom material).
Dominik: So Andrew, what are your feelings towards (Insert girl Andrew is attracted to here)?

Andrew: I think shes THTM material.

Dominik: Really? You think so?

Andrew: Definitely, shes a nice girl.
by Andrew (The 'Burg) March 11, 2007
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