the ghost of miami

In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks

Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!

(Ghost runs away)

by PessiPendu August 7, 2023

The Square, South Miami Heights, FL

"The Square" is a tiny, yet locally famous and ghetto sub-neighborhood in South Miami Heights, FL. It is bordered by SW 192nd st. to the south, SW 190th st. to the north, SW 113th pl. to the west, and SW 112th ave. to the east. The Square is directly north of Miami Southridge Senior High School. It is also home to Solid Rock Baptist Church and also Richmond Perrine Optimist Club. It is also right by Southridge Park. The Square's population is about 465. It is about 74% Black and 26% Hispanic, White, or Other. The Square doesn't get the best of reputations with regards to safety, but different people will say different things. I am not fully sure how safe or unsafe The Square is. But, The Square is a unique micro-ghetto area with architecture that is unique to The South Miami Heights area and i personally like it there and have friends from there. The Square has it's name "The Square" because if you look on Google Maps in Satellite mode, you see that this neighborhood makes the shape of a square. I got the Demographic info. from City Data.com.

Yo dawg, lets go chill in "The Square". Cuz dats ma hood.

I live in "The Square, South Miami Heights, FL".

by BigM2390 KO May 25, 2013

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.

I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

by koreabound April 7, 2011

Miami Jack-in-the-Box

A Miami-Jack-in-the-Box is when a guy takes a small cardboard box (like a jack-in-the-box) with a lid, cuts out the bottom, places his penis through it, has a girl open it with her mouth, and then she gives him a blow job.

There is no example for the Miami Jack-in-the-Box.

by ladyguy63 March 13, 2009

miah the beomgyu lover

MIAH IS THE PERSON I JUST MET BUT I ALREADY LOVE THEM OK.
Better version of odi 🙄
CAILLOU.

Miah the beomgyu lover is better than you

by Nayuyu November 22, 2021

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025