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Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.
'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."

The Queen's shilling

I've been indulging in the queen's shilling
The Queen's shilling by mofocker February 4, 2010

Receiving the King's Shilling 

Verb: Present Continuous

Gay Slang

In the late 18th and early 19th centuries the Naval forces of England suffered from a lack of sailors. Consequently men were press-ganged into service. They were given drinks until drunk by recruiters, and when drunk the King's Shilling would be placed in their pocket whenceforth they would be cudgelled and taken semi-conscious aboard the ship. In the morning they were convinced that they had accepted the King's Shilling in good faith and had therefore been unarguably and indefinitely conscripted.

In gay terms: getting drunk and turning gay
"He woke up, after receiving the King's Shilling (he didn't know how), with a tremendous hangover. His partner DID know how.

skills to pwn the bills 

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*

let's kill the fucker 

the general need, want and overall desire to act out the murder of someone
Person 1: you know Louis is really annoying.

Person 2: let's kill the fucker.

The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>

The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>
The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>