The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.
If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.
If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.
1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.
2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...
3.God bless Texas.
2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...
3.God bless Texas.
by TexasBallin May 19, 2005
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Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.
Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.
We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.
Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.
We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is simply texas. If you don't live here, you don't know. Don't knock something until you've tried it! (or been there, in this case!)
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Texas is better than your state.
by KY May 13, 2005
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Please, I live in Texas and it has never been encouraged. That is something freaky people who can't get anyone do.
Please, I live in Texas and it has never been encouraged. That is something freaky people who can't get anyone do.
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No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.
We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.
Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.
Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.
Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.
No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.
We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.
Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.
Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.
Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.
Person A: I'M BACK FROM TEXAS!
Me: did ya go to Whataburger?
Person A: what?
Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.
Me: did ya go to Whataburger?
Person A: what?
Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.
by _Bored_Texan_ February 2, 2020
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