Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Uhn Tiss

"Uhn Tiss" is the sound to mimic the bass and cymbal beat.

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss" - The Bloodhound Gang

by Mathijs April 22, 2006

scar tissue

One of the most amazing songs by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Simply put and not much more can be said.

Scar tissue that i wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and i'll kiss you
Cause with birds i'll share
With birds i'll share this lonely view

by Jayson "Jstew" June 21, 2006

Twissers

Idiots way of saying tweezers

"twissers are twissers"
"they are things you use to pluck hairs with"

by Keelie Bear January 27, 2009

Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

Thissh

He's a lovely Tamil guy, loves exploring the world. He's also a computer scientist therefore he will fix your crappy laptop.

Hey ThisshHORE, you still hungover?

by kolaveri69 November 22, 2021

fishy tissue

Whilst licking a females arse, you lean forward and blow your nose in her vagina releasing snot inside her.

Hey Amber, I have not been well lately can I grab a fishy tissue?

by The cougar hunter April 22, 2016