R.T.F.U.O.T.B.

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."
Origins trace back to white kids who listen to Lil' Jon too much and are too lazy to use actual words.

Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."

by jayohb33 November 5, 2008

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

R.T.F.U.O.T.B.

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."

Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."

by jayohb33 November 9, 2008

y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o

Y- you

A-already
K-know
W-what

T-the
F-fuck
G-go
O-on

Girl that's my mfn Best Friend right because y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o !!!!

by they_love_my _melanin October 15, 2017

T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

by Japcola April 21, 2011

F.O.T.H

Flipping Off The Heavens!

By the end of the nite i was F.O.T.H

by Cat Blackbone July 28, 2017

r-u-n-n-o-f-t

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.

Mrs. Hogwallop done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

by Edward January 6, 2004