slutty swindle

The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.

I think Tiffany is plotting to pull off a Slutty Swindle on me tonight.

by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

Gabe Swindelled

A Pointless conversation

me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation

by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011

Spindel

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

by PaRiLiZaTiOnz July 27, 2010

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017