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when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor
What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!
by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003
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Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.
Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.
by Agricai September 25, 2011
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Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005
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Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather
Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.
by shawnjay May 17, 2009
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A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011
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swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.
Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.
by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011
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One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
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