Stubbers 2

When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.

I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!

by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing November 6, 2019

Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

by Mexima August 1, 2017

Stubbed gum

Dry, old gum attached to the underside of a chair or table.

‘I’m not gunna give this restaurant 5 stars, it had stubbed gum on almost every table.’

by LouisBot9000Playz March 15, 2018

Stubbeard

A short growth of beard, well kept and adds to a masculine, rugged look. Also refer Designer Stubble.

You look so sexy with that stubbeard!

by Lonewolf5286 June 4, 2021

Stubberate

Stubberate

verb
Definition:
From stub (strike the toe) + vibrate (the sudden, involuntary motion).
. To instinctively jerk, stomp, and exclaim in pain after stubbing one’s toe.

“He stubberated against the coffee table and cursed the universe in one breath.”

by Dave_the_first November 7, 2025

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025