Kohler Stratton

A common blowout toilet that gets negative pussy

The Kohler Stratton must be out of the ladies restroom.

by romancatholic500 November 23, 2021

Doris Stratton

When a old woman from church goes and minsters at jails in her free time.

Hey do you wanna go do a doris stratton?

by laneseibs6 October 29, 2025

Stratten's Law

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

by Steve-er July 7, 2011

strattonites

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

Church Stretton

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

Statton

another word for: AWSOME!

thats just.. STATTON!

by samuel_doddy March 5, 2008

Straton

One who belongs to the clan of Ultimate Badasses; Decedent of the greatest of all tribes to ever conquer the Earth and its inhabitants; person (or thing) that radiates awesomeness without end; person or thing that is infinitely attractive/intelligent.

(after awe-inspiring mind blowing event) I don't know who that person was, but they must be a Straton...

by flamehead117 March 31, 2009