Straightliner

A person that looks at words, sentences, and description of thing to there fullest context. A person with a deep out of the box thought process. Someone that searches for the root definition of a word or sentence and description of things.

A Straightliner"s thought process:
Well said.--? Why does Mr. Well always get recognize for every thing said. I know Mr. Should-of and Mr. Could-of get the questionable recognition but Mr. Properly should also be acknowledged, as Properly said.

by Justden October 1, 2013

straighty

Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180

hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?

Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.

your such a straighty180 faggot!

by DaJeww November 17, 2018

Straighty

A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.

Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.

Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,

"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"

And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.

Peace out."

Guy: Oh wow..

Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!

by KirstInsane June 14, 2016

straightfag

Someone who's a homosexual but does not practice it.

I know John is a straightfag, he acts different around boys than girls.

by whenyounutbutshesstillreacting September 1, 2016

straighty

A non-gay person, who is otherwise classified as a homo. See also Cory.

Alex:Dude, I dont know why your so straight.
Cory:NO! I am not a straighty, I think about dicks all day long!

by Auer March 6, 2008

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

straightfag

A man who has sexual and romantic feelings towards women but jokes with his mates that he would have sex with them.

Heterosexual Guy: I'm sorry guys I can't have sexy time with you I'm doing the Mrs.

Non-Heterosexual Guy: Shut up straightfag (jokes).

by Your name (or pseudonym); January 10, 2009