verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.
I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
by zip10011 June 10, 2010
means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.
..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"
Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
by B-G May 20, 2008
by fabrizio February 23, 2005
When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.
by wordier January 10, 2014
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
by bryanaka March 15, 2015
by chicken burrito September 27, 2011
a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.
by Murry23 June 17, 2009