Straight until proven gay

If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay

“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)

by anonymous October 17, 2021

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the queen of being straight and not gay at all

Malkah is the definition of heterosexual

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

by odd sloth May 17, 2019

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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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