Straight until proven gay

If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay

“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)

by anonymous October 17, 2021

the queen of being straight and not gay at all

Malkah is the definition of heterosexual

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

by odd sloth May 17, 2019

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

Straight gay

A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has

That gay person is LITTERALY SUCH a Straight gay!

by LuckySun June 30, 2022

Gay Straight Man

It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)

"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."

by YourTypicalDumbass February 23, 2021

Straight-gay

A man who likes aesthetic of a woman

He told his girlfriend he was straight-gay because he likes trans women.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021