Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023
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A line from any steven seagal movie
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
by ric flair August 8, 2006
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by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008
Get the steven segall mug.A wannabe motherfuckin faggot, who can't stand up for himself, and thinks he has friends when everyone despises him. He listens to hXc metalcore and thinks he's a badass.
by j_carmichael January 15, 2009
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by The Youtuber, It's Kyle Time September 18, 2023
Get the Steven Seagal mug.Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.
The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.
Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."
Did he get fired?
He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.
Damn.
Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."
Did he get fired?
He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.
Damn.
by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010
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