Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 9, 2011

Halfway up the staircase

To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.

John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase

by jjhgffghf March 27, 2018

staircase

A hoe, or tramp. Because boys go up and down her all day.

Ay you know Quesha
Man forget that staircase!!

by ZBeezyupontheeasy February 22, 2008

Staircased

To fart while walking up the stairs so the people behind you have to walk through it.

3 guys walk up the stairs. First one farts. Other 2 guys just got staircased.

by Furiouss George December 28, 2009

staircase

to make out, or hook up, with a barely known person while on a staircase or in a stairwell.

I staircased a guy that I met at the bar.

by Triumphantkoala February 22, 2010

Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011

staircaii

the plural of staircase

I listened to two versions of Staircase to Heaven last night. It was kinda like listen to Staircaii to Heaven.

by Kevin Friedman December 19, 2006