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Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.
You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

Bondage Squirting

A combination of rough & sometimes painful play used to make women squirt ( known as female ejaculation ) When it comes to bondage squirting , the women is usually tied down , to a wall , upside down etc. and forced to squirt . It usually involves ropes , chains , gagging , and alot of toys ! especially a vibrator
Girl : What's Bondage squirting

Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt

Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:

Boy : FUCK YES !

Squirting Dutchman 

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
Squirting Dutchman by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Squirting Dildo 

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.
Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.
Squirting Dildo by partel August 28, 2013

squirting virgin 

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity
Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol
squirting virgin by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

Squirting Turtle 

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
Squirting Turtle by Sexasauras September 29, 2012