russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

Asylum Sneakers

An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.

Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.

by Man of Doomage December 20, 2008

Sneakerson

1. (Noun) - A sneaky person who uses tricks or subterfuge

2. (Verb) - To do a sneakerson, to use a tricky or underhand tactic to gain tactical advantage in a game or fight.

1. Wow, he's an absolute sneakerson.

2. Did you see that guy do a sneakerson on UFC? He never saw that coming!

by The Wagman April 27, 2009

50 speakers

if someone drives a tuned car in the hood, with rap beat on the background.

Dude... here comes a guy with 50 speakers !

by sabodi June 11, 2006

Fake Sneakers

Fake sneakers (also known as reps) are a replica of a sneaker. Usually cost substantially less than the "Authentic" sneakers.

"Yo are those the SB Travis Scott Dunks?!" - Random Kid

"Yeah, they are fake sneakers though." - Another random kid

by jpskell April 14, 2022

White Sneakers

When a man (one that may possess an extreme foot fetish) cums, or blows his load, all over the feet of his partner.

Guy1: You doin' anything cool this weekend, bro?

Guy2: Yeah dude, I plan on giving my girlfriend a pair of white sneakers in bed tonight.

by Sara & Dustin February 11, 2010

$100 sneakers

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.

"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993

by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008