Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

by Willey P September 20, 2007

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

spun monkey

A speed freak tweeker that has been up for too many days. A blow it that will get you messed with by the cops or arrested just for being around them .

Stay away from that spun monkey unless you wanna get fucked with.

by Leslie May 10, 2003

Spunky Monkey

When you have a boner, Then you get a running start and slam your dick in a girls vagina.

Brad: "Man, you've been limping all day. Whats wrong?"

Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."

by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009

spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.

Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.

by spencey121 April 17, 2007

SPUN MONKEY'D

BEING OR GETTING HIGH ON METH.

LETS GET SPUN MONKEY'D.
YOU ARE SPUN MONKEY'D.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009