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KRIS WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE ABIG SHOT!!!
by {KROMER NEEDED} December 9, 2021
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magic sponge

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.
by Leif K December 15, 2008
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Drama Sponge

A person you can go to and talk about meaningless and stupid topics. Guys typically have to take the role of drama sponge for there girlfriends or wife.
Guy 1: Bro i went to a party last night, got really drunk, and now i am having problems with this girl.

Guy 2: You should probably talk to your drama sponge about this i don't really care.
by QueryMCfrag July 5, 2011
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Sponge Jack

A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.
"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"
by MenacingMeerkat May 15, 2016
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SpongeBob

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.
Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!
by You know what I mean December 22, 2020
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spongebob

Why would you not know the definition of Spongebob you dumb ass
Com'ere spongebob!
by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017
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spongeboob

(noun)

1. typo of SpongeBob
2. a dirty joke in SpongeBob where patrick mispronounces SpongeBob
Patrick- Hey SpongeBoob
by Maddox121 September 5, 2016
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