you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

cricket splinters

Splinters in one's vaginal area.

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!

by g unit May 4, 2004

splintax

AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.

Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.

by G-Nat December 25, 2004

spinnahs

Swizzy way to say spinners (They ain't tacky, boy!)

I'm ridin my Bentley on Spinnahs tonight, boy!

by Jumpman Jong June 27, 2005

splentastic

a mix betweeen splendid and fantastic...splentastic

guy 1:how are you....
guy 2:orgasmic...you?
guy 1:splentastic

by Chelsea Peters November 16, 2006

shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019