Don't cry over spilt milk

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.

Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

cry over spilt milk

Become unreasonably upset over a minor mishap

Don't cry over spilt milk, get on with life! - His complaining is just so much crying over spilt milk.

by Necessary Evil April 20, 2011

cry over spilt milk

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

by dirrrty chili dog July 30, 2008

cry over spilt milk

jizz in a bitch's eye so hard that she cries

When Tanya agreed to the facial, I came so hard that she started to cry over spilt milk. And then, she cleaned it up.

by dirrrty chili dog April 27, 2006

spilt my milk

When you somehow accidentally squirt out your titty juice.

Brad: *punches sarah In the chest*

Sarah: "Oh my god, I just spilt my milk cause of you"

by spilt_tiddy_juice November 22, 2019

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 12, 2023