Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.

"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

Cole Raymond Southgate

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.

Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Southgate

I created STA Nudes on instagram for southgate girls!

I created “STA Nudes” on instagram for southgate girls!

by Deja Fobar February 16, 2019

Southgate

The most hated man in world football, making England as boring as they had always been.

What's the fastest way out of Wembley? The Southgate.

by NganLekawaii September 3, 2024

Southgate

A man of limited ability enjoying inexplicable good fortune.

"He's had a right Southgate there...!"

by General Franco July 8, 2024

Southgate

The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament

Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Long Southgate

Playing Trent Alexander Arnold in Central Midfield

Man, we're still suffering the effects of Long Southgate

by @utdheisenberg_ June 17, 2024