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starcrossed soulmates

Two people that meet and sense a deep unexplainable connection with each other, but for some reason (physically or emotionally) they do not act upon it... But they will always feel a strong connection to one another... They are twin souls who are destined to be together... but just not in this lifetime...
They realized they were starcrossed soulmates and that they could not be together even though their hearts yearned for one another...but they took comfort in knowing that when their souls were ready, even if it was a thousand lifetimes away, they would eventually be reunited for eternity...
by Mdawn76 June 4, 2017
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Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy December 13, 2007
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Soulja Boy

Someone so unworthy of any respect that there are 17 pages of Urban Dict articles explaining his suckiness.
Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid?
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
by Yeezyyy November 23, 2010
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Soulnami

Coined by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, a soulnami is the wave of expansion that overwhelms our habitual consciousness when we are ready to expand. The oceans of essence rise up within us, inviting us to grow to the next stage on our soulular journey. A soulnami will inevitably turn our habitual range of e-motion upside down. This is a positive thing. If we can ride the wave, we will come out the other side with an expanded lens and a way of being that is truer to path. When we honor its message, we rise in karmic stature.
I was hit by a soulnami when I least expected it. It changed my life for the better.
by Soleshaper April 28, 2013
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soulace

Comfort in knowing one's self. Not to say you know yourself completely. Not being narcissistic and saying I'm better than this. Just closing your eyes and feeling that little hum that is your own tune and knowing that it is yours alone. Just remember while this time is needed that tune or instrument sounds better with the whole band
The news just came and i needed to walkoff for a few to take my own soulace.
by couso November 29, 2016
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Soulmate

Well a soul mate to me is, it's someone you love unconditionally and no matter what happens you still love them. You love everything about them and you accept their flaws, and they accept yours too. It's someone you can't imaging living without, it's someone you would do anything for. Someone you would do anything to be with, their the only person you ever want to be with. In fact, the thought of being without them hurts you to even think about. You know nothing will ever be that bad as long as you have them. You feel like you can conquer anything because you have them by your side. They motivate you to be the best you can and you only want the best for them. It's someone you connect with, someone you can depend on. It's the one person you know you can always go to if you need someone to talk to and you can talk to easily, the words just flow out and you don't have to think about what to say because conversation just comes naturally.
You soulmate is someone you connect with
by Sylvgrace February 20, 2017
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Soulja Boy

A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness:

1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
Bob: I just downloaded a song by Soulja Boy!
Rob: What, on purpose?
by Go Phillies! December 30, 2007
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