sexual solitaire

the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs

Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.

by Some Lao Wai May 16, 2006

Strip Solitaire

The act of masturbation.

Rob's booty call stood him up, so he spent the night playing strip solitaire.

by WhoDeyInOK January 24, 2012

Belgian Solitaire

The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant

Dude, don't play Belgian Solitaire in iHop

by LordDingleberry May 10, 2010

Solitaire hand

The hand cramp you get when playing Solitaire on the computer for a long time.

Dude such a long day, got Solitaire hand.

by Nommit January 19, 2011

Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.

This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017

double solitaire

Masturbating twice in a row with different hands.

I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 August 25, 2016

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010