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by TheFungusMan May 28, 2022
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Snakeman

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Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.

Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
"You're a Snakeman, Eric! I've told you before, this is not how we operate on the force. Standard protocol is vital to the integrity of our institution! If officers like you give yourself the authority to charge in unwarranted to clean up this mess of a city, you're no better than the crooked officers we all want uprooted. You bending the rules will only be used as an excuse for those who seek to bribe my officers to take over our city! You will not get another warning, Officer Keenan. If this sinister Snakeman wants to be a criminal, I can't stop tell him not to, but I can command you to bring him to justice. Understood Eric?!"

Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
by DiamondDick9 July 6, 2022
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snakedancer

A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.
Mick entertained his friends with an impressive display as a snakedancer
by Xaime December 23, 2022
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Snakebag

The theory that because 5 of 100 snakes in a bag are not poisonous the risk is acceptable to put a hand inside the bag.
His rationale was nothing but a snakebag because he refused to acknowledge the significant risks thinking the small reward was worth the risks.
by Shannanigator November 14, 2023
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Shakgang

A legendary gang led by the great Shakoor who is the guardian of mishrif and the ultimate Shak master. The 4 Devine members of this prestigious alliance pledge full support for the great Shak.
Dang I wish I was part of the shakgang
by birdfunnybusiness February 20, 2025
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