Snakebite

Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.

If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:

1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.

2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.

3. Let God heal it.

Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"

Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"

This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.

by Mike N. Jones July 6, 2006

snakebite

the act of a woman opening her mouth so wide that she fits the male's entire package (penis and balls included)into her mouth while wriggling her tounge around to the man's anus and giving him an awesome rimmer.

this one time at band camp, this chick gave me a snakebite and then tried to lick my face after. it was weird. tasted like smores

by davemichalchuckmcdirkistan May 30, 2008

Lord Snarebottom

A guy from New York City, whom is totally and hopelessly infatuated with Kylie Minogue.

A gifted musician and composer from New York City.

Whenever there is a poll in a specific phpBB forum, you must include the option "I hat Lord Snarebottom", or the results will be useless.

Lord Snarebottom is totally infatuated by Kylie Minogue.

by Bill Anderson Jr. December 14, 2008

git snakebit

Originated in the 00's.
Git snakebit being to go see the Showdown and get yer wig peeled.

Hows about you come git snakebit on November 20th.

by HandyWithThisGun November 6, 2004

Snake Butt

Snakes dont have butts
so its someone that doesnt have a butt.

damn.. that girl has a Snake Butt

by mrsummers August 20, 2009

snakebite

An ancient Chinese herbal cure all. A potent concoxion of ginseng root, geko, snake, and various other ingredients ferment in a large glass keg. one or two shots is all you need.Get real drunk, real fast. Tastes like shit.

- What the hell's in that big jar?

- Oh that's snakebite, wanna shot?

by Big Doug O. November 6, 2007

snakebite

the desperate act of removing semen with a straw from the vagina of a woman one does not wish to impregnate

Holy Shit, I just came inside of you; hand me that McDonald's cup; time for a snakebite!

by Short Bus 11 March 20, 2011