snakes on a plane

When several well hung pornstars ride the same plane.

When I saw the bulges in their pants I knew it was snakes on a plane.

by bolshefuck111 August 8, 2015

"Snakes On A Plane!"

1.) used as a phrase to tell someone they are talking too loudly about personal stuff.

2.) A way to tell a person that someone they are talking about is in earshot.

3.) Telling a person their actions are completely and utterly embarrassing to you (can also be used with a kick to the shin, an evil glare, or a jab of an elbow to the ribs).

Example 1.)

J: So mom I saw this funny thing on the internet, It's from A play called Avenue Q. My fav song is "The internet is for porn."

Mom: (Almost swallows her tongue and chokes)

Me: "Snakes On A Plane J, Snakes On A Plane!"

Example 2:

J: (doesn't realize the volume of speaking which is usually loudly) "Man that chick over there is so fat, I can't believe someone would get that fat!"

Me: "Snakes On A Plane!" "You said that too loud we gotta go before we get crushed." "Run!"

by Catzrsweet September 13, 2008

snakes on a plane

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

by Hog1 September 13, 2008

snakes on a plane

A regional snack, Serpentes em um Avião, consisting of sardines and mustard on top of a large cracker or slice of bread.

"Hey, come over and watch the game with us. Bring some vinho, we've got snakes on a plane!"

by Thiago J. September 9, 2006

snakes on a plane

noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, Snakes on a Plane can be conceptually used just like the word fuck, as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 upcoming summer blockbuster by the same name, Snakes on a Plane is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Comonly used with the word muhfuggin appearing any number of times throughout.

Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized.

John: Hey Cliff, whats up dude?
Cliff: Not much man.
(Long Pause)
Cliff: Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man!
John: HAHAHAHA! ROFFUL! Cliff you kill me dude (wipes tear).

"You do that again, Imma' go Snakes on a Plane on your ass."

"Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here."

Ryan: Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight?
Andrew: Ive been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. Im SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously.

Old War Vet: I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there.
Young Boy: Dude, that mustve been crucial...

Emily: Hey baby, Ive been thinking about you all day... How bout a little Snakes on a Plane action tonight?
JC: I was thinking the same thing, baby...

Mike: Youre a fucking idiot, Adam.
Adam: Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE.
Mike: Alright, dude, you got me.

by Johey Christian September 13, 2008

snakes on a plane

Describes a situation where trouble is impossible to avoid. Snakes are bad news, but you can't get away from them when you are on a plane.

"Did that chick just get out of a mental instituion? Dating her is just snakes on a plane, man."

by dnatoday September 8, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.

Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.

by StyLz96 September 8, 2006