shmungus

a piece of shit( to certain people this person may be a piece of shit) who has an HUMONGOUS dick

guy: “YO DID U HEAR ABT PETE DAVIDSON?”

guy 1: “Yea supposedly he’s a shmungus,”

Arianna Granda, Kim K, and others: “😍😍😍😍😍😍”

by jacksbeenabeanstalk March 4, 2023

Schmungus

(noun/adjective) A term used to express something that is good, enjoyable, or of high quality. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something positively.

"The party was a hit, and everyone loved the schmungus decorations and delicious treats."

by word makeruper August 2, 2023

shomungus

A home grown type of black tar heroine that junkies make in their nanas basement

Oi terry did ya try jimmys shomungus even his nanas addicted

by Shomongalong lord September 30, 2023

Shmunguss

**shmunguss** (*noun*, /ˈʃmʌŋɡəs/)

1. **A person who has never engaged in sexual activity, often characterized by an air of innocent bewilderment.**

*Example: "Trevor still blushes when holding hands—classic shmunguss behavior."*

2. **A mythical figure of chastity and social awkwardness, rumored to possess untapped wisdom or extraordinary gaming skills.**

*Example: "Legends say the Great Shmunguss can 100% a game without ever touching grass."*

**Etymology:** Believed to originate from an obscure 18th-century mispronunciation of "shy mongoose," though some scholars argue it was first muttered by a medieval bard who forgot the word "celibate."

Are you a shmunguss? Nah, I lost my shmungussness ages ago

by SkibidiGyattSigma69 January 31, 2025

Schmungus

A person, a thing or a concept of great evil. Nobody knows for sure. Generally held in great contempt.

Person 1:"What a schmungus."
Person 2:"Yeah, I hate schmungus."

by Notschmungus March 21, 2025