schtuu

(noun/pronoun) Used to codify or conceal any other noun of strategic importance.

(verb) To schtuu: to mix/congeal/masticate/taste/ponder/think about/consider. to grow ripe or to let mature. to leave in the crock pot for further schtuuing. To be hung-up on or to obsess about.

Bro, my grundle's been schtuuing all day.

Bro, is this chili good, or should it schtuu longer?

You wanna get involved with this schtuu?

I've been schtuuing her proposition over and over in my mind.

how about we take care of that schtuu, and then go to the show.

this situation's getting schtuu-y. I'm out.

I've been schtuuing on her since 10th grade.

Try some of my schtuu. It's good for you.

Schtuff. Schtuu, whatever.

by gatsnackman April 16, 2011

Schteeg

A slang name for a cigarette or smoke.

there's nothing like a good schteeg after a meal.

by redbaron1976 May 25, 2010

schtoopid

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

schtup

(v) To have sex. Pron "Shtoop" ("oo" as in "book") This word is of Yiddish origin. Of note, one never schtups someone else...two people schtup (together).

"What are they doing up there?" "I think they're schtupping!"

by Doc Lightning September 27, 2005

Schtoivened

to break, ruin or destroy an item or items.

Took my bike over a huge jump the other day, absolutely schtoivened the shit out of it!

by kiwifruitpod October 3, 2012

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006