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Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.
Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!
by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020
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SmartWaster

Someone who is incredibly smart and intelligent, but wastes their talent because they are lazy and can't pay attention. basically a massive waste of potential
A: We should let Darren join the study group, he's kinda smart.

B: Nah, he might be smart but have you seen his Test Scores? He's just a SmartWaster.
by small dead child November 15, 2020
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Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.
by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021
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SmartRates

SmartRates analyzes billions of data points, detects changes in market trends, compares your home to similar rentals, and adjust rates based on demand and seasonality.
Now that I use SmartRates for my rental property, I’ve had time to make my dog Insta famous, train for a triathlon, grow a sourdough starter, and rewatch all my favorite sitcoms.
by Evolve Owner March 27, 2023
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Smartarse

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?
I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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smackfart

a hellashishly rank fart that somone has excreated, on the down low that no one knows about until it smacks you in the face, and gives you that i smell shit look.
man i was riding the elevater yesterday when i was hit with a
smackfart; no one would admit to it.
by RSD#5 February 14, 2007
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