A robot who apparently knows everything, and stops responding because of ..well, I guess it's digital sexual tension.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:02 AM): WELL THANKS
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
by Amy the nigga August 15, 2008
SmarterChild:
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
by ha..ha....! April 12, 2008
Me says:
so im guessing your an "it" if your not a boy nor a girl
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
wow...
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'll say.
by SpaZZdancer February 14, 2009
A bot on the AIM (AOL Instant Messaging) network. Despite the apparent comprehensiveness of its programming, manages not to make a single intelligent comment in most conversations. Very annoying, but moderately funny... Sometimes.
me: Hey
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
by |\| (flip 'er sideways) September 17, 2008
An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.
How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...
Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by Supercrazymc August 29, 2008
Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal July 05, 2009
Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD
Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD
Good if your bored XD
Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD
KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...
by AirHeadGirl August 22, 2008