feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!
by Ryan Chaney March 01, 2008
a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
by Todd January 31, 2005
when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 03, 2006
A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.
See also; fart porn
See also; fart porn
tiktok is a dopamine slot machine
by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024
Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.
Slot Machining feels good, try it.
Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 08, 2023
The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022