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slonk

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
by theudefinerr April 27, 2023
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Slonk

It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.
by Llama2.0 March 2, 2022
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Slonk

To Swallow Greedily
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"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."
by Chimsis December 30, 2024
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Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour
I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...
by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025
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Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink
Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"
by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024
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Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep
Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!
by EllaL173 August 14, 2022
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