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Skypresentable

the act of being presentable for Skype chats (adj.)

root words: Skype, presentable
Person A: I'm bored, do you want to Skype?
Person B: nahhhhh
Person A: why not?
Pearson B: because I'm not Skypresentable

*please note: degrees of being Skypresentable vary depending on who wants to Skype with you (family, friends, bf/gf, etc)*
Skypresentable by Smilingfi December 11, 2013
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Skypesturbation

Sexting through skype
Me and Alyssa sexted last night, it was amazing skypesturbation.
Person 1: Skypiea is typically regarded as one of the bad arcs, but I like it
Person 2: I've literally never heard anyone call skypiea a bad arc.
Skypiea by Ploopyboy42 May 22, 2022
Plural of skopie... People that believe they have the scope to look to the future, but, inevitably can't see past a Greggs, and would struggle to get out of a cardboard box.
Look at that bunch of montarded skopies. Not a clue between them.
Skopies by Somebodylovesme. December 6, 2023

Game SkypeSpeech

The act of typing or talking in a deliberate manner in a game as to distract a specific target, usually the opponent.

Named after the distraction of Skype calls during gaming.
Gamer 1: "Have you ever seen Holocaust: the movie?"
Gamer 2: "What?"
Gamer 1: "It's a movie that is actually about 2 monkeys of the holocaust."
Gamer 2: That sounds like this other movie I saw, It had to do with two-"
*Our forces, are under attack*
Gamer 2: Aww shit, you just used Game SkypeSpeech on me.
Gamer 1: Yeah, and I won bitch!
Game SkypeSpeech by Flamegeyser March 23, 2013