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skwark

A word used to insult someone in a friendly way.
by tecsatan June 15, 2005
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skark

A Word used to seem like you were doing something cool, but really were just hanging out doing nothing
Person 1: Hey what did u guys do last night?

Person 2: Not much, just skarked it down by the park

Person 1: Oh nice! i wish i could do that!
by Conner Frederick May 27, 2007
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Skylarking

To commit a crime with clear and obvious intent and injure ones self in the commission of said crime. When questioned by the police however refer to the old adage of 'Skylarking' (whilst using your Jedi mind powers to convince the police) and you will get away with it.
"Hey man, I broke into a rugby club and fell through the dang roof! When the cops came I just told them we were skylarking.. They are it up and even drove us home!!"

tom foolery shennanigans dupedworrierits a real bloody mess over here
by The Brian McGee September 7, 2016
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Skylarking

To commit a crime and then tell police a lie so that you escape punishment. To create a totally unbelievable tale so far fetched that no one but the police would believe it.
Offender: "I was just skylarking officer"
Police: "oh, ok then sport off you go then, you clearly haven't done anything"
by The Brian McGee September 5, 2016
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skyarrhea

Dude, look at the clouds, we've got some serious skyarrhea
by notarealenglishscholar December 10, 2015
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Bany skark

A type of fish and also a show on Channel 69 called rogerina hub
Rogerina asked me to roleplay bany skark i said of course!
by Yeeter pete December 7, 2018
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Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.
"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."
by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009
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