Scandinavian Turtle Neck

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking

“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”

by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021

Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Scandinavian Double-Team

The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.

John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?

Mike: No what happened?!

John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!

by tiny twanger October 10, 2011

Scandinavian

The world's most beautiful men.

Good gods, look at all those hot, Scandinavian men.

I have a Scandinavian metal guy fetish.

by NoctisSaturnia January 19, 2009

scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

Scandinavian shuck off

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.

Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?

by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020

Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.

'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'

by whalley1234 January 7, 2009