sitting on a poop knob

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Billie Sitting

The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).

Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.

by Dr. Sexy Will April 1, 2010

Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Is anybody sitting here?

A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.

Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"

Girl sitting in class: "No..."

Dougy: "So whats up?"

Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*

Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"

by Robert McSanchez February 18, 2011

Facebook sitting

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

by lythande February 12, 2010

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012

Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.

Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."

by MC Monty July 1, 2020