simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

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Simpcell

Combining the SIMP and incel

Damn that boy is simping hard, you know I hear he associates with the incel crowd a bit strongly. I hope all his simpcell friends don't ruin VRchat for the rest of us! The toxicity could be a bit much!

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

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Simpcell

Someone who is a cross between an incell and a simp.

“Bro, Mason is such a simpcell. He literally loves Jessica but blames women for not being able to get laid.”

by Bokuto’s Yummy Toes May 1, 2022

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Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

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